I did IT work for a company back when I was in my early employment stage. One day I got a phone call. It was one of the customers. He couldn’t log on. “The box under my computer is missing.” Ohh ok, probably some dudes snagged his UPS or his power strip and didn’t replace [...]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THE WORLD CUP IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL SIT IN FRONT OF MY TV AND WAIT TILL THEY FUXING LIVE TELECAST THE MATCH!!!!!!!

So I was on the plane back to KL the other day and there was this hot Korean / Jap chick sitting next to me. I figure this out simply because of the movie subtitle she was watching, I don’t know if it’s Korean or Jap but it’s pretty much the same to me. I [...]

I’m flying off to Cambodia tomorrow and after a series of conversation, and when I say “conversation” it means updating my status on Facebook and people commenting on it, I found something rather interesting about Cambodia. The Happy Pizza. I suppose you could make a case for me being all into boobies and pizzas but [...]

I have a feeling Youtube will remove this video very soon. Enjoy while it’s still around, something that I captured during one of my adventure.

Remember when we were small and writing essay “Kehidupan Saya” in school? I never got an A for my essay and I blame it on my teacher for not appreciating my “creativity”. I’m pretty sure she’s suffering from lack of creativity in her old age. Come to think about it, I am now a grown [...]

The preceding predictions may contain hyperbole and derision, substances which the Hospital Kampung Jagung has determined can cause cancer and advanced stages of whining. By reading this post, you agree to the following: a) you are opting in to reading it, you agree not to hold the writer responsible for your personal wretchedness, b) you [...]

Watch the clip, enjoy it deeply, and know that I love you all but I’m too busy to play ball right now.

Famous means well known. Everybody knows KingKong, this is what famous is all about – well known. I know what you are thinking but Jay Chow is not famous. Here are some categories of famous: Not Famous At All – This is the most bottom level of fame, in other word no one knows you [...]

In my humble opinion, our government concept like “Vision 2020″ and “1Malaysia” is like the movie Terminator. They are different, for example Terminator1 was a bad ass – a killing machine, Terminator2 was way more bad ass and Terminator3 was just a complete dick. Actually, the one thing Terminator3 didn’t have was a dick. Achieving [...]

Read this somewhere, thought of sharing it with you guys on a boring Wednesday. When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a [...]

I’m feeling kind of randomly crappy today, so I’m going to hit you up with some “facts bout me” and then I’m gonna bounce. This always happens with blogger, you know, you write plenty of shits and then you feel like writing some cool shits bout yourself, and all of the sudden you are hanging [...]

Everyone loves picking their nose. Oh come on, don’t act like you don’t do this shit. When you got a gold hanging or stuck inside there, you dig it and even though it’s not as good as orgasm but it’s pretty close. From my observation, most people love to do it when they are driving. [...]

Somewhere, a car door is slammed with a little more anger than usual. Today, the first week after new year is the day when everyone ventures back into the office and stares at their computer with hatred. Today, in KL, Jordi is going to share his new year eve experience with his colleagues about his new [...]

Listen, I realize ladies shouldn’t talk about their bathroom business, but I have a serious confession to make. I have sinus. Yah no big deal. I always get running nose when the weather changes or smell something bad. Like donkey. It’s a fuxing curse. Consider yourself a lucky son of a bitch if you never [...]