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Happy Chinese New Year

Good drugs, hard whiskies, cool music, 2 Turbo ( V6 Twin Turbo + Evo4 ) cars and 1 stock engine ( 4G93 ) race….what a way to celebrate Chinese New Year. Completely stoned now, somebody gives me a wake up call.

Business Proposal

Woke up real late today, thanks to the perfect combo of beers and drugs last nite. Wanted to sleep till dinner but then i realized dammit it’s CNY eve and im yet to wash my car. Not a big deal not to wash my car but then to make my parents feel his son has [...]

Fire In The Hole

I was in the office and all of a sudden i felt something is trying to crawl out from my bunghole. Alrite, let me get it straight…it was nature’s call, to be more descriptive…its a BIG one. So i went in to the toilet, got into a perfect position, light up my ciggie and *BOOM [...]

The Beetles

I was driving Donz back to Klang last weekend : Me : Hows it going man ? Donz : Im the main man in my company now ! Dun you fuck around wit me. Me : Ohh so now damm kaya already la. Donz : Fuck im hungry, i feel like eating bah ku teh. [...]

Si peh professional

I need to reset my customer’s streamyx password so i pick up the phone and call streamyx center. *Dialing 1300-88-9515* Operator : “For Bahasa Malaysia, Press 1….For English press 2 …”( and a lot more craps ) Me : *Press 2* Operator : “For Streamyx or Tmnet….”*blah blah blah* Press 1 for Sex ( just [...]

UFO ( Unidentified Fucking Object )

Im sure you guys have heard of “dildo” before, in case you dont…dildo is actually a sex toy. Yes exactly, a sex toy made for women to please their hunger needs. Dildo simply replaces the holy object of men when it is not available, so its common for a woman to at least owned one [...]

Uncloseable

I hate KL traffics, wherever you go in KL you just cant escape the jam. I was driving along the way and stucked in the never-ending traffic jam this afternoon. I kept on yawning courtesy of some good porns last nite ( Lord Of The Ring actually – cover up ) and there was once [...]

Ultimate Under

Bought something new today, before i introduce the new one…let me present you the old one first. Ladies and gentlemen, the Calvin Klein 365 Boxer Brief Men Underwear. I never thought of buying a new one but since ive got like 52345 holes in my old CK Boxer Brief undie, i decided to hunt for [...]

Trivia

So ermmm, i was playing Warcraft on Battlenet US West Server ( a computer online game ) and i happened to join channel “dota”. And to my suprise, they actually have a trivia bot there ! Everybody was busy cracking the nutshell with heaps of moronic questions from the bots. Trivia.Bot : A man is [...]

Best UPSR Bahasa Melayu karangan

“Keluarga Saya” Semua orang di dunia ini ada keluarga. Keluarga ialah family dalam bahasa orang putih. Keluarga mempunyai ayah, ibu, abang, kakak, adik, nenek, datuk, pak cik, mak cik dan etc. Pertama kali saya ingin memberitahu bahawa semua orang di dunia ini mempunyai keluarga yang aman damai dan tidak berperang tetapi ada juga yang tidak [...]

Initial D

Its holiday and i’ve nothing much to do or anywhere interesting to go. So i decided to pillage my brother’s DVDs collection box and found this pretty new movie ( the title says it all ). Im a initial D ( the cartoon ) fan myself and here’s what i found from the movie. 1) [...]

When There Is Nothing To Blog

1 + 1 = 2 2 + 2 = 4 3 + 3 = 6 4 + 4 = 8 5 + 5 = 10 Thank You, Good nite

Mighty Joe Hamster

I was at this cybercafe ( our usual hang out ) with efun in the evening and while we were busy owning some noobs, his phone rang. He was talking so softly, smiling like he just won Malaysian Idol and from the expression on his horny KingKong face i know exactly who is the caller. [...]

2006 Resolution

I dont really welcome new year by making new resolutions, i wouldnt wait for new year if i ever wanted to make changes about my goals or misery life. But then again, im lost this time…totally clueless and desperately needed some motivation or kick in the ass. I dont enjoy my work, ive been around [...]