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Petrol up 30 fucking cents

February 28th, 2006

Fuck kau u, increase again ! 30cents some more ! pu nia boh…malaysians fucking rich issit? What the fuck is wrong here, how many fucking times want to increase la?! KUALA LUMPUR: The price of petrol and diesel is up by 30 sen a litre effective today, the highest increase in the past two years. [...]

Income Tax

February 28th, 2006

Same old shit every year…hate that fucking letter – INCOME TAX ! Why am i paying income tax when im not getting the best out of it ? and i happened to know, petrol increases 30cents per litre today ! money money money money, can i at least save a couple of bucks every month [...]

T-Day

February 21st, 2006

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, [...]

Resignation Letter

February 13th, 2006

An ICQ friend came to me and asked if i could write her a resignation letter, i came up with this creative one : To The Unpersonable B*tchy Management Per the piece of crap I signed on my first day of this dreaded job, I hereby give 2 minutes ( yes fuc*ing 2 minutes ) [...]

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