1. To those who installed neon light on their car, “F U C K Y O U !!!!”. Yah the damm light its damm bright for you but fuxing irritating if you are behind or facing me. I fully support ( 2 hands up, including my dick ) this stupid light not to be installed [...]

Dont you ever wonder….. Why you have to work everyday and get a low pay? Why you have to wake up early in the morning everyday? Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin? Why you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”? Why is that to stop Windows, you have to click [...]

Read this on the Star website today. They actually thought this shit is gonna work, yah maybe for the first month but not on long run. Spot checks for better counter services PUTRAJAYA: Government department bosses will make surprise checks to gauge for themselves the efficiency and service provided by counter staff. Chief Secretary to [...]

I’ve been looking for this crap ( crab i mean ), cb la…always got blur with “crab” and “crap”. Ok, its a bloody Alaska crab and i cant find it in Malaysia. If you happen to know where i can get this crap ( ok fux it, crab ) PLEASE, please please and PLEASE tell [...]

What would you do IF you have $1 million ? a. Mad shopping spree. b. Try to hook up with Angelina Jolie. c. Buy a nice house d. Financing anti-globlisation/New World Order causes. e. Pay off credit cards. f. Buy “Amazing Race” and change it to “Amazing Sex”. g. I’d never buy toilet paper again! [...]

I was having a drink ( mamak not angmoh tea ) with some friends last nite and all of a sudden somebody from the pub next door shouted and got our attention. It was then we realized our group of friends have not mabuk for some time already. We started to talk about our previous [...]

Watch our local Chicken Little trailer Directed and Screenplay by Mr. Julian

Captured this scene during Chinese New Year, i thought firework banned already? Legal one meh?

I just came out from the toilet producing 3 layers of 64-bit encryption chee cheong fun. And those chee cheong fun reminds me of Donz’s face when he had difficulty parking his 1.6million dollar sport car.

WooooOOo hoooooo im back ! It has been quite a while eh. Finally im free from tis 234509kg burden off my shoulder. I quit my job, a job im attached for 3 fuxing years and ended up with nothing and no where. Whore ! I knew i had to put a full stop and i [...]