Open Up And Say AAaaahhhhh

I have decided that, for the betterment of man kind, I should be president of the world. I may not have any political experience, and I may not seem like the most likely candidate, but I think I can do it. Below is my list of qualifications. All sissies will be slapped around with Ayamas [...]

World’s Longest Shit

April 27th, 2007

This morning i had a stupid conversation with a friend on MSN. While chatting halfway, i got this nature’s call…a big one. You know after you shit, normally you’ll just aim for the flusher and flush the shit out of it BUT before you flush em all to hell, consciously or not…you actually peep at [...]

Some good tips

April 27th, 2007

TIPS FROM USA POLICE This is a good reminder for all of us. You can never Read this too many times! 1. Tip from police: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT [...]

Im tired of working

April 26th, 2007

For a couple years now I ‘ve been blaming this feeling on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked. Malaysia’s population is now about 22.8 million. The people of Malaysia come from a number of different ethnic groups mainly [...]

Happy Birthday

April 25th, 2007

Happy birthday to the CC gay partner, Chong & Chin.

Johor Flood

April 24th, 2007

Got this email and picture ( attached below ) this morning and i laughed the shit out of it. Hey friends, > Have you heard about the story regarding the flood in Johor, about the > mythical sea-dragon creature? After being told by my mom, I went > online to read more about it, and [...]

Chaos AD

April 22nd, 2007

Got this email from a friend and as usual mails like this they normally asked you to forward it, so i thought i might as well post it here. 5 suspect wanted by police & they are believed to be involved in robbery & murder cases in Jinjang & other places in Malaysia. Victim now [...]

Latest accessory for women

April 20th, 2007

Latest Grill Accessories These are a must have!

Income Tax

April 20th, 2007

Tiu lor got my income tax statement last few days. Why do all shits come together at the same time, my road tax and insurance are expiring as well. One hell of a combo. Come to think about it, you have any idea where all our taxes go? Government projects, building new highway, sending some [...]

Fux It

April 20th, 2007

Cant come out with any good skin, so fux it..im gonna stick with this first. How the fux do i get rid of the “Links” on my top left? Darn.

New skin in progress

April 17th, 2007

Working on a new skin for this site, stay tune.

New Skin !!~!~!~!

April 11th, 2007

Yaa ba da baaa doooooo, new skin !! What do you guys think? Leave me Cbox plz…. i need comments thx.

No Pork !~!

April 6th, 2007

Got this video from a friend, enjoy No Pork At All!~!

Hard The Herald Angel Sing

April 5th, 2007

Taken at Neway KTV One-U, wakakakakaka a new star is born !! Victor AKA MissJapan.

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