Open Up And Say AAaaahhhhh

Archives

Avoiding Telemarketer

I was having lunch with a friend of mine this afternoon. As we were eating, he got a call from someone. I cant remember much of the conversation, but this is what I can recall : My Friend : Wah piang eh ! Kenny how are you? Long time no see man. Still playing football [...]

I Am Sorry

I am attempting to write about something I long for, silence. Truth be told, anyone who is close to me will tell you, I am terrible at silence. Its not exactly like prayer where I can get a free pass and claim the little thoughts, intentional moments, conversational talking with God – prayer. No silence [...]

Monday Questions

Do men really like breast implants? Yes. And in a shocking turn of events men also like fast cars, guns, loose women, booze, meat cooked over an open fire, inappropriate jokes, farting and trapping a womans head under the covers, fighting, strippers, beef jerky, loud music, gambling, peeing in public, double bacon cheeseburgers, godzilla, dick [...]

Happy Halloween

Halloween is just around the corner. I’m all set for Halloween. I got up early this morning and tested the electric fence.

Rain Rain Rain Rain

This has been one fuxtastic week. The crap has been pouring in on all fronts. When it piles in like it has this week, the tendency is to just get wet ( not that “wet” you are thinking ). That is pretty much what has happened with me- overwhelmed, get wet, and try to weather [...]

German Beer

Click and see for yourself, think i’m gonna hit this hard….real hard. German beer for 1 fuxing dollar !

……..and again

I was assigned to Cyberjaya server farm this afternoon. As i drove back home, I got another present of the day – a flat tyre. Not againnnnnnnnn !!!!!!!!~!~!~!~!@!#@#$#$%. The tyre was in bad shape and looks more like exploded from terrorist attack. Fortunately, there was a tyre shop around in Puchong and I managed to [...]

The Big Hit

As usual every morning i drove to work using the NKVE highway and this morning was the worst I encountered. It’s a very metropolitan area. Everyone drives around here and unless it’s 3am there is always someone driving in front of you. It never fails.I was driving on the fast lane and was going like [...]

Not Again

There’s always a moment of truth. If you think your woman would never lie to you, guess again. From little white lies to the more serious variety, most women will curtail the truth at some point in a relationship. Her motivation for lying can stem from wanting to protect your feelings or, sure enough, to [...]

Swearing at work ‘good for business’

Thank f**k for that By Lester Haines ? More by this author Published Tuesday 16th October 2007 16:00 GMT There’s some good news today for El Reg hacks and indeed anyone who likes a solid bit of effing and blinding at work – the University of East Anglia has found “the use of non-conventional and [...]

Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin to all Muslims.

Brilliant Essay

A 15YEAR-OLD Singaporean, competing against 16 to 18 year-olds, has won the top prize in a writing contest that drew 5,300 entries from 52 countries. In the annual Commonwealth Essay Competition, Amanda Chong of Raffles Girls’ School (Secondary) chose to compete in the older category and won with a piece on the restlessness of modern [...]

Big Suprise

I had a nice surprise last nite that an old friend called me out of the blue. We were at primary school together and played the same game – chess. It didn’t make me feel as if I’d sprouted 2 heads, the conversation didn’t just stop in mid flow, it was fun, it made me [...]

Touching Stories

Do you ever sit down and think about who you treasure most and what have you done for them before it is too late? Take time to appreciate what you have now. Story 1 ====== On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket to buy the remaining of the gift [...]

Tuesday Blue

Sometimes, when you’re feeling down and it seems like the world is out to get you, you need to learn to take refuge in the simpler and finer things in life. If you feel alone and like no one understands you the best thing to do is to find yourself some companionship. I’ve always found [...]