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Last Post Of 2007

December 31st, 2007

When the clock strikes twelve midnite today, people all over the world cheer and wish each other a very Happy New Year. For some, this event is no more than a change of a calendar. For others, the New Year symbolizes the beginning of a better tomorrow. So, if you look forward to a good [...]

2007 Wrap Up

December 28th, 2007

Another year is coming to an end. 2008 is upon us in a few good days . Another year to work, laugh, cry, another year to eat and shit more, another year to reach for those goals and dreams, another year to fall in love and another year for me to fux it up. I [...]

I Just Love Christmas

December 25th, 2007

What a boring Christmas! No party, no gifts, no where to go, no one to go out with, nothing to play, nothing to do. I’m sitting here in front of my dektop at this unholy hour. I was here yesterday at this time as well. And, I’m sure I’ll be here tomorrow. And, what am [...]

My Christmas Wish

December 23rd, 2007

I wish you all the joys of the season. Wish you and your family a Merry Christmas, may God shower his choicest blessings on you and your family this Christmas. Enjoy your holidays ! ==================================================================== Lord I pray for abundant blessings upon my family. They are my number one and it is such a joy [...]

Santa Claus Is A Woman

December 21st, 2007

I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast [...]

S M I L E

December 20th, 2007

Something that makes me smile.

Pen-Test

December 18th, 2007

It’s raining and gloomy out there. I’m feeling pretty jaded right about now. I’ve been working for like what, errmm… 8 years? yah somewhere there. I personally think the most memorable job would be as a penetration tester. I’m sure a lot of you have not heard about penetration tester. Some of them call themselves [...]

My First Medical Checkup

December 16th, 2007

For the first time in my life, I went for my medical checkup a couple of days ago . But niama with that check up, I’ve spent more than 3 hours in the process. It’s a part of the process for the application of my job in a local company here. My friend dropped me [...]

Marriage

December 14th, 2007

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they [...]

Dont Play With Fire !

December 10th, 2007

Most kids are curious about fire. Often what begins as a natural exploration however can lead to a fuxing tragedy. Fire is fast. In less then 30 seconds a small flame can get completely out of control and turn into a big fat ass major fire. Unfortunately most kids don’t think about what could happen. [...]

Learning English

December 8th, 2007

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France… Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted, but if we explore [...]

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

December 3rd, 2007

It’s that time of year again, and Christmas is just around the corner which symbolizes the biggest shopping day of the year. YEaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaa. For decades, human being has been spending hundreds, thousands or even millions on Christmas shopping season. So, how was mine? Pretty damm good for someone who could have a lot to [...]

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