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Twinkle Twinkle Little Training

I am so freaking tired and I have not been getting a real good sleep for weeks. Sleep, I mean really sleep. You put your head on the pillow and sleep the shit out of it till you are really awake and get the shit out from your bed. I admit that getting old with [...]

Happy Birthday Sweetie

Twenty nine years ago, a baby boy was born in Klang. When he was just a towheaded rascal, a baby girl was born in the other side of Singapore. When he was a smartass troublemaker with a crooked smile, she was pretty and looked like an angel. When he was working his ass out to [...]

Boring

For the last few weeks, I have been just working like a two headed cow to get out from under a pile of deadlines. As a result, I’ve hardly blogged at all. There was nothing I could do, I was literally drained of all my energy. Anyway, I reached some very important milestones last week [...]

Stupid Final

WARNING ! ! ! ! ! THIS IS A RACIST POST !!!! What a boring CL final between 2 big noobs and MU were so fuxing lucky again to be playing with such a noob team and not us LIVERPOOL ! So for all MU fans, don’t be too happy – you were lucky AGAIN. [...]

FUxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My Wesak holiday is fuxed. I’m gonna be in KLCC Convention Centre from tomorrow onwards for 3 fuxing days, 9am – 6pm.

Quackk Quackkk

You want goose, I give you goose. This is the first time I am actually eating a damn goose, yes for the very fuxing first time. TL brought me to this small secluded eating stall at Jalan Pasar ( KL ) and it surprised me when I saw the signboard “Goose”, they actually sell goose [...]

Quit Smoking Day 1

One pack of Dunhill = RM8.20 One month supply of Dunhill = RM8.20 x 31 days = RM254.2 That’s how much I can save every month after quitting smoking. And with that amount of money I can make good use of it, such as getting a penis enlargement. Nahh just kidding, mine is good enough [...]

Announcenment

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A NON SMOKER !!!

I Am Very Down

All the time I’m trying to say, well, things are looking up, but I feel just as bad. All the decisions I’ve made, all the things I’ve said haven’t done very well, I feel like a complete failure. I’m so tired but I just can’t sleep. I miss the people that I held closest to [...]

Joke

I got this joke in my mail box, funny shits though. Needles Are Not Nice… Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly. “Why are you crying?” Bob asked. “I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill. “So? Are you afraid?” “No. For the blood [...]