Open Up And Say AAaaahhhhh

Shits Do Happen

June 28th, 2008

I keep having these recurring dream about car accidents lately. I dream of me dying in a tragic car accident. I am always alone in the car and either a big rig truck cuts me off and smashes me to death by tipping over or it is on the freeway and I am in the [...]

Tired And Boring

June 20th, 2008

I am tired and I am sick. Many people have told me that I should be striving to find some balance in life. In general, I think that I do quite well. I actually don’t exercise much, I use a lot of computers and I always sleep late. On the other hand, I occasionally work [...]

The Euro 2008 Fever

June 17th, 2008

When you are watching Euro 2008 with a group of friends and while waiting for the match to kick off, you can do this :

Iron Fuxing Man

June 14th, 2008

I know it’s an old movie but I just watched em like 2-3 weeks ago with a spastic friend, Donz. I normally don’t go to the cinema simply because I am an asshole and I support pirated DVDs, as simple as that. After my salary offered up a sufficient enough cash bribe I agreed to [...]

My Euro 2008 Prediction

June 11th, 2008

Group A ——- Portugal Czech Turkey Switz Group B ——- Germany Crotia Austria Poland Group C ——- Italy France Netherlands Romania Group D ——- Spain Sweden Russia Greece Winner A ( Portugal ) vs Runnerup B ( Crotia ) Winner B ( Germany ) vs Runnerup A ( Czech ) Winner C ( Italy ) [...]

Malaysia Boleh

June 8th, 2008

Malaysia petrol price has been raise by over 40%. The price for petrol now stands at RM2.70 a liter, an increase of 78 sen while the price of diesel has shot up by RM1 at RM2.58. Our Prime Minister said, our petrol prices are still the cheapest as compared to other countries in the region, [...]

What the fux

June 3rd, 2008

I am really getting tired of this shit. I’m tired of trying so hard to contact people, but get no response back. I called people but they don’t pick up the damn phone. I called my clients, they don’t pick up the damn phone too. Even on MSN I tried so hard to say hi [...]

Gaining Weight

June 2nd, 2008

Phase 1 of my re-transformation and the making of the second Arnold Schwarzenegger. After pumping that iron for some time I can even feel my balls are shaking. I’m eating 4 meals per day consisting of meat ( chicken, beef, lamb, fish etc. ), milk, peanuts, butter, eggs etc. IF I still can’t gain weight [...]

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