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Selamat Hari Raya

September 30th, 2008

Hope everyone is having a happy holiday and a safe journey. Oh, and if by some tragic circumstance you have to work, seriously, call in a bomb threat. There’s no excuse for having to work tomorrow, unless you’re a porn star or in the secret service. Anyway, to all Muslim friends out there, Selamat Hari [...]

Halloween Back during Halloween of 1963 in Haddenfield, 10-year-old Michael Myers, estranged and mentally unstable, is imprisoned in Smith’s Grove Sanitarium under the care of Dr. Sam Loomis for the murders of his stepfather, his older sister and her boyfriend. 16 years later, he escapes and searches for his baby sister, Laurie. Dr. Loomis must [...]

I am going to hell

September 28th, 2008

I met a long lost school mate at Starbucks this evening. He is now working in China and very much a servant of God, a strong believer in Christ. And after listening to all my stories and rants: Friend : “I will save you brother. You need to join the Army of the Lord!”. Me      [...]

That was……

September 28th, 2008

That guy who wore a white color Hard Rock T-shirt to the club…..that was me. That guy who stopped by the bouncer to check his ID….that was me. That guy who stared at the hot liquor promoter’s tits…that was me. That guy who had a great conversation with that hot chick and hitting all her [...]

Bruce Lee

September 25th, 2008

Does this guy look familiar to you? I watch a shitload of Bruce Lee movies lately. “The Big Boss”, “Fist Of Fury”, “Way Of The Dragon”, “Enter The Dragon” and his last master piece “Game Of Death”. I believe this is the best fighting scene ever made in movie: Don’t ever pick a fight with [...]

Sluts

September 24th, 2008

My friend and I were out last nite, he promised me it would be just a casual drinking session. Good things never happen whenever we both hooked up together, and as per usual routine, we both ended up piss drunk from a “casual drinking session”, yah rite! Anyway, I am not writing this to tell [...]

Very Authentic

September 22nd, 2008

Ever have one of those days when you step out of your house, look down at your clothes, and think to yourself “Damn, I think these clothes are too catchy”. I don’t know of any woman who would willingly surrender the task of choosing an outfit for a mamak session to a man, unless he [...]

I Am So Freaking Sorry

September 20th, 2008

As a serious dedicated hardcore rocker, I would like to apologize for violating The Rockers Rulez ( chapter 21:22 – Thou shall not listen to any other pussy musics except rock, heavy metal, thrash, death metal, grunge, punk etc. ). There is no fuxing way I can’t listen to this guy, he’s mah homie yo! [...]

Malaysia need a Super Hero

September 19th, 2008

Our country is in such a state of flux and with all the shits happening around at the moment, we seriously need a superhero to save our ass. No I’m not talking bout Anwar, he ain’t no superhero. This particular superhero must have the burning desire to become the world’s greatest Super Hero. And the [...]

Note: There is no spoiler in this review, safe to read. Money No Enough 2 One of the most difficult thing about reviewing movie is balancing the various elements that together comprise the film going experience. For example, the plot is superb but the main actress is ugly. Or there is no sex scene but [...]

Headlights or High Beam?

September 15th, 2008

Last nite while I was driving back home, there was something behind me, so bright that I couldn’t identify the object and I almost hit the road divider just by looking at it from my rear mirror. The super bright white light almost burn my retinas. I swear often, because nothing is more effective than [...]

Motley Crue Coming To Town

September 14th, 2008

I missed out Pearl Jam concert the other time and there is no fuxing way I’m gonna miss this one. Sounds the alarm people, Motley Crue is cominggggggggggg!!! So, anyone here going?

Hidup Malaysia!

September 13th, 2008

We have all had some experience of being inspired to get really piss off. It may recent or in the dim and distant past but we know what it’s like to feel fully piss off. Encouraged by the fact that our country is fuxed up, I recently wrote a post about the fux-up-ness of it [...]

Ada Hantu!

September 12th, 2008

WARNING: I must prepare you, in advance, for what you are about to read. It is as spooky and surreal as anything I have have ever written, and I will not be responsible if you piss in your pant. NOTE: To enhance the frightening mood of this post, please imagine my laptop is exhibiting uncharacteristic [...]

Hang Ahmad

September 11th, 2008

In case you live in basement, let me tell you that a drama is going around in the Malaysian scene about this local politician making a racist statement in pubic public. Read it from here. While you guys take this argument to your internet forums and blogs and jerk each other off, someone is laughing [...]

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