Yooooooohoooooo, it’s Friday. And payday. You haven’t get yours? Too bad *dig nose*. I love payday. It makes me feel rich for a few days and after that I’ll be poor again. I have commitments and bills to pay, but there is always some extra cash enough in my budget to do one or sometimes [...]

As I sit here, writing this shit, I received an email from FaceBook. It says something like this “<BOSS> has added you as friend on FaceBook.” “<BOSS>” refers to the guy who gives me salary every month. This is not good but I don’t really have a choice. You can’t fuxing say NO to a [...]

I am excited. Wait, let me try that again. I AM VERY EXCITED everyone. OK much better. Why? No, I have not figured out what does a woman want, I am excited because I am going for a war game ( AKA Paint Ball ) this Sunday! I’m going crazy with excitement for this trip. [...]

    Yo, this is Donz checking in y’all. Anyway on with the post … Old School. Well, my school certainly qualifies as ‘Old School’. That’s where I had some life changing moments too … got to know erimin there, when I was at the age of 7. My parents should’ve sent me to some [...]

So, apparently, I think I am doing a pretty good job polluting the blogosphere with my bullshits. Not only I write on my blog, I get bored over my own blog and wander into other people’s blogs, leaving stupid comments until they very politely ask me to stfu and get the hell out. In order [...]

- He opens the door for me and ushers me to the sofa. – He guides me to a seat, serves me tea and passes me some Car Magazines. – She is wearing a tight short pant and a tight T-shirt. – She wraps a towel around my neck and applies some shampoo on my [...]

Last night, I could barely finish watching the Atletico Madrid vs Liverpool because I was too tired. I feel like an old man who dozes off on the sofa during a football match. And lately my social life is being cut back because everyone is attached now, girlfriend and wife. Well, it got them thinking [...]

When it comes to lunch, we always struggle with where to go to lunch – the midday break crisis. At least twice a week, my office mates and I stand around with dumb, hungry looks in our eyes and try to figure out where to go for lunch. Our preferences lean towards cheap, tasty and [...]

I don’t quite like the taste of coffee but I need the caffeine it provides me every morning. I guess I’m pretty constantly coked to the gills on caffeine, even on weekends. Since I typically get about 3-4 hours of sleep per night especially on Friday ( I don’t work on Saturday so I chill [...]

IT’S MONDAY! I hate Monday and Monday means sadness. Monday, you’re dead to me. I hate you with the sidekick of ten thousand Bruce Lee. And Tuesday, you’re on notice, fuxer. You’d better watch your step. Let the 8 working hour non stop internet whoring, chatting, FaceBook and 3 hour lunches begin. I am a [...]

I keep checking back here to see if there’s a new post, and then I remember I’m the one who writes this horseshit. Nice. Anyway, ohhhh yes baby, I’ve signed up to Twitter. I think all the cool kids were doing it so I try to fit in. I like to think it adds character [...]

I have a friend, let’s call him “X-man”. This friend is an asshole and very revengeful, he can even sneeze with his eyes open. But he is a good friend afterall and best thing about him, he attracts the opposite sex. He is what girls call Hunkie. There is an old saying “Behind every successful [...]

The House Bunny starts out by letting us know that a) this is a movie with lotsa chicks; b) it involves a lot of ass and boobs shot; c) it’s another dumb-blonde fairy tale movie. I’m fully aware that my review of this movie will likely fall on many deaf ears, especially chicks. So for [...]

I wrote about Free Rice some time ago and a smart friend of mine actually read that post and just now he told me, “Dude, I feel so proud for contributing to Save-The-Planet-Thingie”. So I thought well done my friend but not when I found out he only did 20 grains of rice. I mean, [...]

(1)  Game begins 45 minutes before visiting team arrives (2)  Referee takes the free kick (3)  At the end of the first half, the score is 186 to 5 (4)  Missed shots inside the penalty box count for half point if they’re “on target” (5)  Before the Liverpool vs Manchester United game kicks off, you [...]