In about a few hours from now, I am leaving this company. I’ve been here for some time but I’m looking forward to what new things lie ahead in lands distant. I will be leaving all my good colleagues. The fellowship is breaking up, some even left earlier than me. Inevitably, all of us will [...]

I have been sick since Monday. I got a bad sore throat, fever, flu and best of all – I lost my fuxing voice. No I didn’t go dumb but somehow whenever I try to talk, my throat itches and I’ll just cough. So you see, we have a situation here. A big crisis. Let’s [...]

I was smoking with my colleague: Me            : How was your trip back to hometown man? Colleague : Ok la, nothing much but I went to the lake. Me            : Ohh that lake you used to go when you were a kid ah? Colleague : Yah. I went there with my brother. We saw a [...]

In the beginning we were all fish swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out [...]

Sometimes I get busy with my work and other stuff, I’m a working man you see. And because of that, I don’t write here and I recruit one of my closest friend ( Donz – he wrote the last post here ) to corrupt my blog while I can continue to upset people in real [...]

Dai kar ho mou? Sek pau mei? Ngo hai ah don (donz). Ngor kin dou erimin kam hoi sam kong fuk kin wah kam ngor dou si ha yong kong tung wah lei blog. Si har jeh, leng mou. Lei dei em ming pak hor yee man ngor. Ngor man man kai sek pei lei theng. [...]

Thai keh ho boh? Chiak pah ber? Lim peh keh nit try yong Hokkien wueh lai blog, testing nia kuah song boh. Lu lang boh meng pek eh sai meng lim peh, lim peh ban ban kai sek hor lu thiah. Lim peh em si Hokkien lang, lim peh si cantonese, tan si leh lim [...]

We are back. By we I mean me. Hope everyone had a good weekend. For many centuries, people have been predicting and talking about the end of the world. They talk about some giant ass rock hitting our planet, the armageddon war, aliens, Christ second coming and blah blah blah. What a bunch of pretentious [...]

Apa khabar semua? Ada sihat? Dah makan ker? Hari ini saya ingin menulis dalam Bahasa Melayu / Malaysia, bahasa kebangsaan Malaysia. Kali terakhir saya menulis dalam Bahasa Melayu adalah semasa saya membuat laporan polis pasal kereta saya kena curi oleh bangsat pencuri yang tak belajar. Dan kali terakhir saya menulis karangan dalam Bahasa Melayu adalah [...]

Go laugh your ass out.

Kids are awesome but sometimes they can be very annoying. Imagine you are trying to catch a nice lunch and when you are about to plan on what to order, a kid jumps out and screams so loud that you go deaf for a full minute and your senses are all whacked out. And followed [...]

I’m rich! I’m freaking rich! I received an email this morning that said I had won some lottery! All I need to do is send them my personal information such as my Full Name, Address, social security number and bank account information! I hate you spammers and hope you get the Ebola Virus. I have [...]

I know and I know, it was in the front page and almost everywhere. President Obama. So are we done yet? Great. Now that Obama has been elected president and Bush is throwing all the condoms in the White House in one last ditch effort to fux someone over, we can all get back to [...]

Some time ago, just another weekend drinking session at a bar. Friend 1: Dude, look at the 3 chicks there. It was at this point that I thought about getting some chloroform, putting it over those 3 chicks mouth and stuffing them in the trunk of my car. Me        : Fuxing hot!Friend 1: Alrite, Bravo2 [...]

There have been some truly great films or documentaries over the decades. Films which move you, change the way you think about the world, or even just provide a fantastic ride you couldn’t get anywhere else. Star Wars, Rambo, Rocky, James Bond and lots more. Seconds after I hit play, I realized the masterpiece I [...]