So today is the last day of 2008 and of course, we are one year older. If you are going for a countdown, make sure they don’t start the midnight countdown at 10,000. Imagine you start counting down from 10,000. How awesome. I haven’t actually made any resolutions. I’m lazy and terrible at sticking to [...]

I hope everyone had a good Christmas. Mine was spent sleeping, watching Die Hard ( all episodes ), eating lotsa junk food and getting absolutely destroyed at Texas Hold’Em Poker. The one last thing you don’t wanna do is to go All-In with your last chip and losing it. I have my last 100k, I [...]

I promise this will be the last post on the subject of Christmas ( for this year, I’ll write again next year ). If I again post on the subject of Christmas, you can all report me to the ISA for inappropriate content which will, I believe, result in the fire-bombing of my house ( [...]

Most of the reason I haven’t been writing much has mostly to do with the fact that I’m just (say it with me now) LAZY. But the fact is, the internet is fuxing slow and I hate waiting 23minutes for a fuxing page to load. I am paying for a 1MB Streamyx but it works [...]

It appears that today is the 20th December, 12 more days to a brand new year. I know, I know it seems like only yesterday that we broke onto the scene, getting drunk and laid, planning to conquer the world with monkeys and poking each other on FaceBook. But yet, here we are, 1 fuxing [...]

When I’m in my room and have to sneeze, I normally just turn my head to do it instead of sneezing into my hands. You know guys, we are lazy and rude most of the time. And beside, no one is around so who cares. I think I am awesome when it comes to sneezing, [...]

I’m extremely bored and decided to post something here. But what to post? I don’t really do anything interesting, and I’m not particularly clever. So I basically put my mind on random and let whatever came out flow forth. And that was a bad idea. Because I have a horrible mind. And after common sense [...]

It was yesterday afternoon. I was driving my friend’s car and a small birdie was in the wrong place at the wrong time. And I think I almost hit the birdie. By almost, I mean, I think I hit that birdie. I hope I don’t get a birdie knocking at my window tonight. Wait, all [...]

Don’t ask me how it happened because I’m not entirely sure, but this morning somebody texted me “Your car is on fire!” while I was having my interview. Please folks, I know you’re scared, but get your hands off the phone, the police can’t do anything now and an ambulance’s arrival would only provoke me [...]

Have you guys seen this before? I only heard bout this like 5minutes ago and wanted to share it with everyone.

I am still awake. It’s 5.30 in the morning. And I think I should go to sleep because I got only a few hours of sleep last night and it’s just too dangerous for me to go for interview tomorrow ( later on ) in this condition. Safety first, you know? If I go with [...]

This is a fairly inconsequential post but it’s something that’s been rattling around my brain since yesterday after my yam cha session with my friends. And since it’s a Saturday and nobody reads or writes blogs on Saturdays, I figured now would be the best time to expunge it from my thought banks. Here it [...]

Dear Axl Rose, I recently listen to your latest album ( Chinese Democracy ), and old man, I must say that I am indeed impressed. It’s been a very long road, this unprecedented wait for a new album from a band that many agree is one of the most important and influential in the entire [...]

I used to play futsal with my ex colleagues, we played like once a week on a regular basis. You know you get to run, good exercise, sweat a lot and its all good times. I can’t kick the ball well and I always threaten my opponents “Count from one to ten. That’s how long [...]

First of all, let me apologize for being in my boxers while I address you. No one’s at home and I’m not working, so please pardon me for being so unformal. Anyway, today I’m gonna write about…oh wait, did the girl show up with coffee for everyone? No? So she brought you guys beer and [...]