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Bangkok Here I Come

January 29th, 2009

I would like to start off my blog today by announcing that “I AM FLYING OFF TO BANGKOK THIS SUNDAY”. For a  week. Business trip. If you have no idea where’s Bangkok, it means A) You are probably not a human being and B) You hate hippies of some kind. Both valid reasons. As I [...]

Happy Chinese New Year

January 23rd, 2009

A lot’s happened to us over the Christmas and New Year. First of all, yes, we have spent a lot of money and some even gained a lot of weight, thanks for noticing. And now we have another holiday. To everyone except the weird, the politicians, public masturbater and Jay Chow fans, Happy Chinese New [...]

Fuxing Spammer

January 22nd, 2009

I have been using Yahoo email for a long long time and I hardly use Gmail, I avoid using Gmail most of the time. Beside my company email and Yahoo mail I have one that I pay for, but to be honest, I never use it. You know it’s much easier to communicate using one [...]

Remember Pacman?

January 21st, 2009

Now tell me, how many of you still remember PacMan? Remember the all time classic video game PacMan? Remember that yellow smiley face who dupes ghosts? He obviously is a very hungry person. He is also one of the most recognizable video game characters of all time. I remember when I was small, PacMan is [...]

I Lepak With Obama

January 20th, 2009

So today is the 20th January 2009. The United States Of America will witness their newly elected President Obama at work, signalling the end of Bush era in White House. The White House staff has been briefing Barack Obama’s team on a series of worst-case scenarios that could face the country after President Bush leaves [...]

Rock A Bye Bye Baby

January 19th, 2009

Most people say they listen to all kinds of music, “I am cool and I listen to almost everything”.  When you get to know them more, you realize when they say “everything”, what they really mean is everything popular or trendy. If you ask me what’s the latest tunes or what or who’s hot in [...]

Referee Kayu

January 16th, 2009

I watch a lot of football games and I am a big fan of Liverpool. I supported them eversince the first time I saw them in action with my brother during the late 80′s. If you are like me, you would probably remember names like Ian Rush, John Barnes, Peter Beardsley, Steve Nicol and Bruce [...]

Visitor From Germany

January 15th, 2009

I’ve noticed, via my traffic-counter, that in the last couple of days this blog has had a regular visitor from Germany. I think that’s cool. So, guy or chick from Germany, please contact me in the comments section, email or introduce yourself at the “Who Are You” page. I want to know what it’s like [...]

Long long long long time ago I went out with this superhero friend of mine. No not Superman or Spiderman. He’s a superhero because he can get really drunk and still drive while holding a can of beer. And after 5minutes he will be puking all over on the dashboard and still remain calm with [...]

Hong Kong Ghostbuster GuaiTan

January 13th, 2009

Some dudes with huge glasses invented the internet like more than ten years ago. And today if you’re looking to combine rage and the internet, the best place to start would be a little known site known as YouTube. Anyone heard of “GuaiTan” before? Now, anybody who’s seen this show knows that this is about [...]

I Am So Fuxing Brave

January 10th, 2009

It was just another nite out with one of my ex colleague. This guy is a champion. He can drink me under the table any day, anytime and anywhere. He can really drink. But when he gets drunk, things can go ugly. So he brought me to this pub that he frequents a lot and [...]

Are You Afraid Of Cockroaches?

January 8th, 2009

I know I know, I really do. Cockroaches are creepy and dirty. Everybody hates cockroaches. It’s OK to be afraid of cockroaches, even guys. I think it’s normal. Even I myself, I am not afraid of roaches but I dislike lizards. They are ugly and sux big time. I have this guy friend and he [...]

The Unhelpful Bastard

January 7th, 2009

Today, I did nothing. Well, mostly nothing. I surfed the internet a lot, read the newspaper and watched some DVDs. But I did nothing anyone could reasonably be called work and for that I am insanely grateful. I was surprised one of my ex colleague called me today, late in the evening. You know the [...]

Before I got in to high school, I didn’t sleep for a few days and had that bed-wetting problem. So many questions were in my mind like “What should I do on the first day?”, “What time can I eat?”, “Are all my friends gonna be there too?”, you know stuff like that. We have [...]

Female and Male.

January 5th, 2009

Hi this is Donz here, I couldn’t resist exploring this topic. Scientists have spent billions of dollars worth of resources to investigate the differences between the female and the male mind.  What do I have to say about that? bollocks! Just ask a few simple questions and let nature take it’s course.   Question 1: How many [...]

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