Have you ever lost count or clueless on what day it is? I do know how many planets there are in the solar system ( eight rite? ) or how many players in a football match but sometimes I just don’t know what day it is. When I started to work during my early age, [...]

It started before I went to Bangkok a few weeks ago, I got a bad headache and I feel like I’m drunk. Everytime when I try to move my head, I feel dizzy. Everytime I’m in the car, I feel dizzy. Everytime I smoke, I feel dizzy. It’s like losing my balance, imagine having one [...]

I used to drive a Proton Putra car before I got into this shit. Well, I gotta say it was a powerful car, no doubt, and it had four wheels, Recaro seats, toll receipts everywhere, some dirty clothes, ciggie butts in the back seat, leftover McDonalds cheese burger, beer cans and all sorts of other [...]

If there’s any hardcore CSI Miami fan out there, I’ve got a question that I hope you can answer for me. It’s an urgent matter, so the soonest would be better. And, of course, thanks for the trouble BUT hey this is CSI we are talking here, maybe you can help me with some of [...]

Please read this if you don’t know what’s going on here. This is the latest update on the bet. MSN Conversation: ================================================================================= Tsiu Weng says: i hope u really saved for my free karaoke buffet Tsiu Weng says: like i told you … gonna claim my free meal biatch marcusteng.com says: *yawn* marcusteng.com says: and [...]

WordPress 2.7.1 is available! Please update now. Na bu eh, how many times wanna update la. You know, WordPress is really pissing me off. Remember the previous version where they changed the whole bloody look and feel of it? Even the fuxing dashboard. When I was about to know how to use it, they fuxing [...]

It’s Valentine’s Day. So if you’re reading this right now, I guess things didn’t go very well. Or you are just like me, single. And oh, I just got down from the plane and I’m in the airport now. Yes I am back in Malaysia! I wanted to post something real quick and wishing everyone [...]

Valentine’s Day is on the 14th this year? I guess so. If you’re single there are very few options for you to try to wet your wick. But if you are attached and looking for last minute Valentine’s cards, you have come to the right place. Because we here are awesome, we are committed to [...]

Last nite after I took my shower, I rushed out to the door in a bit of panic. I’m full of shits and always go slow. Once I factor in the washing my hair, cleaning my ass, shaving, washing my armpit, nose picking, choosing woah-what-a-cool-shirt time and the annual hunt for my wallet, handphone, money [...]

Last nite I went to a cinema here in Bangkok to catch “Revolutionary Road” with my colleague. I gotta say the advertisement and trailers are awfully long, like 15minutes or so. And just before the movie was about to start, everyone including my colleague got up from their seat. Me             : Dude, wtf is happening? [...]

I must prepare you, in advance, for what you are about to read. It is my little encounter with ahkuah in Bangkok BUT no one including myself can prove the identity or gender of this unidentified object. I know it’s annoying but I’ll let you judge. Last nite, my Mongolian ( his Dad is American [...]

I know, I know everybody is talking bout this shit in Perak. It is literally what everyone is talking about now. Everywhere you go, people are debating their thoughts and ideas about what needs to be done to Perak. Everyone is sick of the constant finger pointing and the barrage of bullshit coming out of [...]

The title says it all, I finally lost my strip club virginity. Oh yah like what Rod Stewart used to sing “For the first timeeeeeeeee……”. That song was awesome. I just found out from my boss that I am gonna be extending my stay in Bangkok for another week, a total of 2 weeks in [...]

Sawadika! ( Greeting all of you with half open eyes and t-shirt on backwards from Bangkok ). I landed at Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport on Sunday afternoon. For those of you who aren’t fortunate enough to visit Bangkok, or, rather, you have the good sense to live somewhere that’s not teeming with crazy cab drivers and [...]