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What Girls Didn’t Know

There are two things girls will never understand us guys: 1)  The feeling of getting hit THERE. Yah THERE as in THERE you know.  THERE as in the guy’s part. It’s like getting your boobs thwacked by the mighty hand of Zeus. He thwacks hard, for real. Also it feels like eating a hamburger the [...]

A Comprehensive List of Events I Remember from last nite drinking session

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Questions about vampire

I’ve always loved movies that featured an archenemy or evil overlord of some kind, vampires, ghost, you know shits like that. Recently I bought a DVD ( yah pirated one ), it has 3 titles in it, Blade 1, 2 and 3. I’ve seen em all some time ago but I bought it simply because [...]

The Prodigal Son

I like writing this blog. I’m not sure why but it probably has something to do with the dog shit I stepped on last nite. And let me tell you, it was not an ordinary dog shit but a huge dog shit which has never been encountered by any mankind. Trust me, that dog had [...]

Should I Continue?

I tend, on Open Up And Say AAaaahhhhh, to only discuss things in which I’m directly involved or opinions that are distinctly mine, because, well, obviously I’m a self obsessed egomaniac who thinks that everything should be about me! Yah I know it sux. Talking about myself on the internet is, after all, the only [...]

Good Bye

I am tired and I think I need to stop. I’ve probably written this a zillion times but never really hit the publish button. It is really tough but I really need to stop and I need to go. Thus, I’m making the decision to retire this blog, stop everything I’m doing and go somewhere [...]

20 Things You Previously Didn’t Know About Me (Also Known As, Yeah, You’re Right, I Can’t Think Of Anything To Post About)

1. I was born in Klang. 2. I am a big liverpool fan. 3. I used to play guitar and sing in a rock band. 4. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 5. I believe Karma is a bitch. 6. I believe smoking weed actually improves your driving abilities. [...]

Oh Its’ Tax Time

It’s tax time. I know this because I’m staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink. And in case you forgot, taxes are due pretty soon. You know, we all hate paying taxes, but the truth of the matter is without our tax money, many of those [...]

I Need Help

I am trying to do some modification on some pictures, you know like modifying a semi nude picture to a fan-fuxing-tastic photo showing Angelina Jolie wearing nothing more than silver heels and earrings and holding a champagne glass. And I know, to do so, I am gonna need some image manipulation software like Photoshop. However, [...]

Sponsored Review: Hana Closet

Before we get into the heart of this post, I would like to thank Miss Juliet from Hana Closet who actually took the time to corrupt research my site, talk to me and give me a fair chance to do a review of her latest blog. So with this I intend to write a scathing [...]

Uh No! I’m In Deep Shit!

Google has thousands of operatives whose only job is to make sure people only use the Google authorized for their location. The consequences of straying from your designated Google are swift and severe. I was talking to a friend on the phone when we started talking about why Google would have all of these different [...]