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Kick Ass Fighting Fish

May 22nd, 2009

NOTE: This is very much a boy post. I apologize in advance to all of the lovely ladies who may not find a brief discussion of how awesome it is to see fighting fish in action, seeing them kick each other’s ass particularly interesting. The Siamese fighting fish (Betta splendens), also known as the “beta [...]

Oi Why You Blog Ah?

May 19th, 2009

A friend of mine recently started a blog and she asked me “hey why did you start this blog?”. When she asked, I wanted to say because I was abducted by Somalian pirates and they force me to write something funny for the sweet treasure I had in my pocket that was in fact a [...]

Slam My Balls

May 15th, 2009

Don’t ask me how it happened because I’m not entirely sure, but a couple of days ago I found myself watching, of my own free will, a couple of minutes chunk of AXN programmes. There are some good fucking shows out there. I don’t really watch TV and the only time I turn on my [...]

Getting Kinky With Mario

May 14th, 2009

I’m a big procrastinator. This post was supposed to be done hours ago and I’m only getting to it now. I’m also lazy. So lazy that on more than one occasion after drinking session I go to bed without shower or at least change into a fresh attire. OK back to the important stuff. Like [...]

Dear Mother, I’m sorry for ruining your figure. If you didn’t have me you could have probably been a super model, but models are overrated anyway. Thank you for choosing to be a mother. Happy Mother’s Day.

I can’t even imagine how it feels to be told that one has 3 months to live or someone tells you the world will end on December 2012. How do you take that? What goes through your head when someone tells you this? I always said that if I was dying of something I wouldn’t [...]

Well, it’s all over, OFFICIALLY. Read this and this. Make sure you read the comments as well. Done? Now read the conversation below. ================================================================================ e r i m i n says: so karaoke tonite? Tsiu Weng says: season not over mathematically still can win EPL e r i m i n says: mathematically ITS FUXING [...]

My dad has four brothers and two sisters, my dad is the eldest. When my grandparents were still around, all these relatives used to visit us on weekend. I’m usually excited for this kinda meeting, since it is an opportunity for me to sit down together with families, have a great time, share our experiences [...]

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