In Loving Memory Of Yuki Lee 25th October 1987 – 30th July 2008 One year has passed. I miss you now as much as I missed you one year ago. You have brought us joy and love, and you will keep on giving us joy and love with all the magic memories you have left [...]

I have no opinions about this movie, the poster itself, or anything having to do with adventures and what it’s like to raid tombs. I just want to take this opportunity to tell you how much I would like to touch Angelina Jolie’s boobs. Very much. I would like very much to touch Angelina Jolie’s [...]

I know people don’t agree with some things I say. I have plenty of friends. Chinese, Malay, Indian, Singh, Kwai Lou, Black, Gay, Lesbian, Ugly, Pretty, Aliens, basically almost anyone and anything. I even have a few friends who voted for BN (though I find if we don’t talk about the election, there’s less of [...]

I’m not sure why, but it probably has something to do with the stuff I was smoking when I wrote the last post. Over the past few weeks I have been busy with my work. Sometimes this whole blogging thing feels like a job. A job where you don’t know anyone watching you and where [...]

I’m sure you handsome and beautiful readers have probably noticed a distinct lack of posts around here as of late. You all have probably been hitting the Refresh button desperately praying for new content to magically appear and end your self-soiling misery. Sorry bout that. I have been very lazy busy and I want to [...]

Tomorrow is the Fourth of July and in America they celebrate this day as their independence day. It’s the same thing as our Malaysian 31st August Merdeka except that they are actually celebrating the day Will Smith saved their ass from aliens. Those Americans are damn lucky because all those aliens used Apple computers and [...]

You go to a bar with 3 of your friends. One jug of beer costs RM70, you call it cheap, and after paying RM700 you called it getting real drunk. For some unknown reason, one of your friend is hooking up with a smoking hot chick. You are not sure if she’s hot because beers [...]

I keep checking back here to see if there’s a new post, and then I remember I’m the one who writes this horseshit. Nice. Not again. Sorry for the slow updates. Anyway, I used to play a lot of chess. Ever since I was small, my brother taught and trained me. I remember my brother [...]