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Tanggal 31 – Happy Merdeka

Happy Merdeka people, enjoy.

Yeeeeehaaaaa It’s Merdeka

So this coming Monday is Merdeka. While everyone likes Merdeka, it can be quite different for me because I’m not so patriotic. When I was in primary school, I was in the “Pengakap” ( scout ) group and I was once selected to carry the flag during Merdeka parade but I got so nervous during [...]

A Friendly Open Letter To The Geeko Trainer

Dear The Trainer Who Gave Us The Product Training Today, I like your white shirt. It’s nice and it says, “I am a geek, don’t mess with me.” I respect a man with a message. But dude, I think we need to talk. It’s everyone’s worst nitemare to get stucked in a marathon training without [...]

The Not So Intelligent Conversation

My Sister: Bro, where are you? Are you OK? Me: Leaving to office soon, why? You don’t call me at 8.30am just to ask me if I’m OK rite? Apa mau? My Sister: Somebody called me just now, he called me “jie” and I thought it was you. But when I look at the number, [...]

Top 10 Signs You’re A Regular Here

This is what everyone and their mother and their mother’s best friend’s sister-in-law wants to know on this beautiful Friday. The Top Ten Signs You’re a Regular at Open Up And Say AAaaahhhhh’s Blog: 10) You make porn look romantic. You make the Karma Sutra cry in a million different positions. And you think Karma [...]

It’s All About Facebook

I am sure you all awesome readers know Facebook. It’s that website where you go and try to put up a funny status message so people comment on it or telling people how many times you shit. Or you play games and tell people how awesome you are. Or how many banks you robbed. Or [...]

Some Kinda Blog Award

Okay, serious time people.  I’ve won a blog award and I just wanted to say thanks to Renaye. I really appreciate any blogger or anyone who reads this blog, it honestly humbles me. I know it seems all glamorous, updating a blog possibly 10 times per year and subsequently swimming in offers of oral sex [...]

Sign Me Up Bitch, It’s My Birthday

Dear The Taukeh at Jack Daniels, My name is Marcus and I am writing to inform you of a special, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Because today is my birthday, every year on my birthday myself and a collection of the finest individuals on the planet perform drinking your whiskey at a local establishment. It was during this [...]

Can a guy and a girl really just be good friends?

Last nite I was drinking with some of my friends and the topic of woman came up. It is a normal topic when a bunch of dicks hanging out together and it usually prefaced with the phrase, “That chick….” then ended with “damn big” or “damm chio”. I don’t know why, half of the time [...]

We Can All Be Awesome

I am walking down one of the many hallways in this fortress of a building that I work in. All these buildings look the same to me and sometimes I don’t even know where I’m going. This pretty hot lady bursts around the corner and runs into me, dropping all of her stuff. No, no [...]

Don’t Call This A Comeback

Boys and girls, I know I know, before you give me that look please allow me to explain. I know my domain expired and I didn’t renew it, well let just say it was a technical problem. In actuallity, I’m in the process of expanding this blog to a multi hosted site, which will allow [...]