Put yourself in this scenario: 1) Your car is parked in a shopping complex. 2) You are inside the car and realize you lost the parking ticket. You are frustrated. 3) You are already late for an appointment. Double frustration. 4) You have no choice but to get the shit out from the place and [...]

(This post may be controversial. In other news, I don’t care). Recently I met this friend of mine again, please allow me to refresh your memory. Normally when you meet an old friend, the standard conversation would be “How’s it going man?”. You greet them first, that’s the first thing you do. If you’ve known [...]

Open Up And Say AAaaaahhhhh mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada semua pembaca yang beragama islam dan memohon maaf atas kelanjuran kata dan bahasa, yang tersepak, yang terpijak, yang terkutuk, yang terlempang, yang ter-selipar-Jepun dan segala yang ter-apa-apa. Kepada yang balik kampung, ingat, pandu selamat, jiwa selamat. Jangan jadi Mat Rempit dan ingatlah tapao ayam [...]

I must survive myself pretty much everyday. The days I spend at my job are tough and tedious and because of that, I end up spending an inordinate amount of time pondering other jobs that would be much more ideal. For example, I’m currently doing a very complicated task about something very complicated. I’m going [...]

It appears that this is my 1st payment from Nuffnang. I know, I know… it seems like only yesterday that we broke onto the scene, bedraggled and drunk, ready to take on the world and, after we’d taken on the world, have a nice cheese burger and maybe a nap. And yet, here we are, [...]

HK actor “Dai Sor” David Tsui dies at age 54; Most worried about 6 year old son before death “Dai Sor” David Tsui (Fui-On Shing) passed away the night before yesterday at the age of 54. He spent his last moments with entertainment circle friends Alam Tam, Eric Tsang and Nick Cheung by his bedside [...]

If they had Twitter Doctor Brown ( Back To The Future ): 8:26 : I invented the time machine. 8:48 : then it turns out my wife had already patented it a year earlier! 9:01 : Guess that means she’s going to find out I’ve been tapping her sister. Arnold schwarzenegger: 1.23 : I think [...]

You know what is one of the most annoying things about Facebook? Fuxers ( the annoying dude who is neither Michael Jackson or Jay Chou ) who update their Facebook status every fuxing minutes for few hours continuously. Let me give you a quick glance on how it looks like ( click to enlarge ): [...]

I’ve had a lot of thoughts running through my head the last couple days. Not the least of which is to buy iPhone 3G or Blackberry Bold, the two closest heavyweight cellphone of the century. Every time when people talk about iPhone, they get so excited. This shit is like a marvel of the modern [...]