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It’s Always About Her Hair

The other day I was cleaning up my PC and found this piece of gold <image attached “CeciliaCheung.jpg” AKA go Google it yourself>. You’ve all seen it before, and yah you got it rite, it was bushy. Her bush makes Viagra obsolete. Imagine if you are Edison. Edison : “Dude! wtf! This shit is like [...]

I Should Be A Song Writer

Back in my days when Microsoft slogan was “Why so serious?” and my screensaver was a cute little Mickey Mouse kicking Wolverine’s ass, lots of music artist made it big time with their good voices, music, charisma and poetic make-sense lyrics. Look at the music industry at present time, you don’t really need a good [...]

Dogs Are Not Man’s Best Friend

I don’t really jog, only once in a blue moon mainly because there are many stray asshole dogs around my neighborhood. And when I do jog, I love to run all the way from my house to my primary school which is approximately 1km away from my house. There is this small roundabout like-stadium path [...]

List Of People I Wanna Slap

It seems I haven’t done any bitch slapping in a while. After giving it some thought for 5 minutes, I hereby present you the abridged version of 10 people ( in no particular order ) I wanna bitch slap. And in case if you think they are cool and I’m not, I’ll add you to my [...]

When You Are A Kid, You Look Like Incredible Hulk

It’s kindergarten graduation photo day and look at what the fux my teacher dressed me up in. I look so stupid. A red graduation robe? A red hat that looks like a 6 year old Italian Mafia? Just fuxing awesome. Even I want to beat myself up. My mum says it looks cute. I don’t think [...]

The Honest Scrap Award

On top of that, the article is called “OS deathmatch,” yet the author cannot decide who wins. What the hell kind of crap is that? It’s like he brings a couple gladiators together and they end up holding hands. Lame. I read an article called “OS deathmatch,” yet the author cannot decide who wins. What the [...]

Pimp My iPhone

As some of you may know, there are a distinct lack of posts around here for some time. I have been very busy with work and quite frankly, I’m actually starring in the new Spider Man 4, in which I am involved in a love triangle with Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. And in this [...]

Did You Update Your Blog Today?

I keep checking back here to see if there’s a new post, and then I remember I’m the one who writes this horseshit. Nice. I’ll post something tomorrow, maybe, just maybe. OK latest by Friday.