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Re-Transforming

Some things have been put on this Earth to help us live (oxygen), some things have been put on this Earth to help us work out (Nordic track), some things have been put on this Earth to make us waset our employer’s money (You tube). But there is one thing that has been put here [...]

Primay School Reunion Is Pretty Cool

Last weekend I attended my primary school reunion. Not like the Led Zeppelin reunion, but more of the reunion where you see your primary school mates after a long time. Only in this reunion they got fatter, more wrinkles, lost some hair and have 27 kids. There was a lot of my old peers I haven’t [...]

How To Kau lui

Make gorilla noises and pound your chest. Loudest sound gets the hot chick. Skip making conversation and all that jibber jabber. If girl begins talking, pull out penis and stick into mouth. WARNING: NOT your own mouth. Sometimes, you may face competition. This can be solved by showing your masculinity and dominating all males. In [...]

It Sux To Be Human

Have you ever thought about life? Like what the hell are we doing here in planet Earth. If you actually look at the whole process, there are few standard stages we all have to go through during our time here. Well maybe not all of us, but majority of us. Let me wrap it up [...]

I Don’t Hate Dogs

Another post about dogs. Everyone loves dogs, they said dogs are mans best friend. I’m not too sure bout it, I thought the penis was a man’s best friend. Anyway, the area I live in is home to a wide variety of domestic and foreign wildlife, for example stray dogs, rats, cockroaches, dragons, leprechauns and [...]

iPhone Finale

I got my iPhone yesterday

I Almost Pwned Him

It was a chess tournament at my high school library. Me and Donz were representing our school for this event. Long story short, I couldn’t remember exactly all the details but somehow me and Donz got into an argument in the library. The argument erupted into it’s climax when we both started yelling at each [...]

I’m Serious Rafa

To: Rafa Benitez, Liverpool Manager ( AKA Rafalution, the fat annoying Spanish who is neither Antonio Banderas or Penelope Cruz ). I am writing to you on behalf of my client Travis – asshole proprietor of howtokillpeople.com – in regards to your failure to complete your verbal contract of Christmas of 2005. In exchange for [...]