Today is New Year eve and tomorrow is New Year, thus I give you this, for the first time, a mini-contest. Referring to the below picture, come up with your best title. For example, “The Incredible Giraffe”. Winners will be rewarded with one year supply of virgin turtles. Happy New Year people, hope you enjoy [...]

Listen, I realize ladies shouldn’t talk about their bathroom business, but I have a serious confession to make. I have sinus. Yah no big deal. I always get running nose when the weather changes or smell something bad. Like donkey. It’s a fuxing curse. Consider yourself a lucky son of a bitch if you never [...]

I’m not afraid of much but when I was small, there is one thing that scares the shit out of me everytime I think about it. I know that it’s something I will probably have to face in about 15 or 20 years and I am hoping by that time, I will have accepted it. [...]

Hey Santa! I am so excited now, tomorrow is Christmas! So what’s up Santa? Have not seen you for a year, things must be tough. Anyway, just a quick update, I wanted to let you know that I have been a very good boy this year. I didn’t look at any boobie pictures, stopped touching [...]

Have you seen the movie Storm Riders 2? Me and my friends have been bitching bout this movie the whole week and if you have seen this movie, there is this character known as Lord Wicked ( refer to image below ). Some brief introduction bout this dude, “Lord Wicked is the eldest disciple of [...]

What can I say about this movie. It looks like a very special continual episode of Storm Rider 1 where Wind and Cloud combine together and everyone kung-fu fights to a nasty ruler. If you haven’t watch this movie, let me tell you what it is all about. 1) The story line is completely fuxed [...]

Facebook status: Marcus Teng: feels sorry for AssAnal & Arsene Wanker, YNWA!! Carlos Ng: lol.. im sorry for LeaveA-Puss too. hehe ^^ Marcus Teng: it doesn’t rhyme man, check this out …AssAnal and Arsene Wanker Jordi ???: I felt sorry for all MAN UTD fan also….. <Sensitive Fan>:  i feel sorry for liverFOOL as the [...]

Hey people! Zzup…I’m hypnotyzin’ dese clowns wen dey see me 20 ft abve da ground, And u in a coma, ain’t comin up out dat, cuz nigga diz iz C-town. Yeah, okay, I have no idea what the fux I just said up there, I think it’s some kinda rap lyric. Seriously. Anyway, I’m going [...]

I was going to tell you all about the computer shop visit I had yesterday with my cheap modem who got struck by lightning and how I paid 100 bucks for another stupid modem. What a fuxing rip off. Unless my friend’s dog shits 100 carat diamond for the next two weekends that was totally [...]