In my humble opinion, our government concept like “Vision 2020″ and “1Malaysia” is like the movie Terminator. They are different, for example Terminator1 was a bad ass – a killing machine, Terminator2 was way more bad ass and Terminator3 was just a complete dick. Actually, the one thing Terminator3 didn’t have was a dick. Achieving [...]

Read this somewhere, thought of sharing it with you guys on a boring Wednesday. When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it’s your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a [...]

I’m feeling kind of randomly crappy today, so I’m going to hit you up with some “facts bout me” and then I’m gonna bounce. This always happens with blogger, you know, you write plenty of shits and then you feel like writing some cool shits bout yourself, and all of the sudden you are hanging [...]

Everyone loves picking their nose. Oh come on, don’t act like you don’t do this shit. When you got a gold hanging or stuck inside there, you dig it and even though it’s not as good as orgasm but it’s pretty close. From my observation, most people love to do it when they are driving. [...]

Somewhere, a car door is slammed with a little more anger than usual. Today, the first week after new year is the day when everyone ventures back into the office and stares at their computer with hatred. Today, in KL, Jordi is going to share his new year eve experience with his colleagues about his new [...]