I read an article called “OS deathmatch,” yet the author cannot decide who wins. What the fux is that? It’s like he brings a couple gladiators together and they end up holding hands.
Na bu eh.
In other news, Open Up And Say AAaaahhhhh has been awarded for the Honest Scrap Awards from Donna@Dolly and here’s the rules:
1) List 10 honest things about yourself
2) Pass it on to 7 people
I’m gonna skip step number 2 simply because I know those fuxers are not gonna do it or they gonna write the opposite of “honest”. So the 10 honest things (If you get through this whole list I will give you a virtual high five):
1) I’m still young. Partly because like that androgynous Peter Pan I refuse to grow old and partly because I’m only 31. By my standards I am still young and viable. And sexy.
2) I firmly believe that if you do not like Gaban, there is something severely wrong with your soul.
3) My life was once boring and it made me rethink my life and maybe become a priest, but then I realize that if I become a priest I probably have to touch little boys and since I don’t like doing that I decided that my life is fine as is.
4) If anyone knows anything about me it’s that I love karaoke. I also love birthdays. So combining these two made the greatest night in the history of the universe.
5) One Christmas I spread my Lego bricks around my house to try to catch Santa. At about midnight there was a lot of swearing, and I found out that Santa wasn’t real.
6) I started to hate online games, especially World Of WarCraft. I was once an addict. It destroys relationship. I’ve got a couple of friends that bought it for their partner and the relationship has always ended within months after that fateful purchase. My last friend got so fed up that she took the laptop (with the CD still in it) and smashed it in the driveway, drove over it a few times, then hit it with a hammer. Then she called all her friends and went to have ice cream. That game is pure evil, it makes boys think dating a high level elf huntress is better than having a real girlfriend.
7) I have an older sister and brother. I am the youngest child. My sister is married and have an adorable little son. He is hilarious. We used to play Ultraman VS Godzilla, I am the Godzilla most of the time ( all the time actually ). Unfortunately, they live at the other side of town, so I don’t get to see them as much as I wish I did.
I am a hardcore Liverpool fan. I am willing to sell my virginity for a free trip to Anfield.
9) I have decided to name my son “Teng Lek” ( from the old chinese drama “Shanghai Dan” ) and if I get a daughter, I’ll name her “Teng Teng” ( also from “Shanghai Dan” ).
10) I love futsal, it made me run like a zombie on methamphetamines.