Last weekend I attended my primary school reunion. Not like the Led Zeppelin reunion, but more of the reunion where you see your primary school mates after a long time. Only in this reunion they got fatter, more wrinkles, lost some hair and have 27 kids. There was a lot of my old peers I haven’t seen since my Ultraman T-shirt, Reebok shoes, Superman undie, Thundercat guzzling days. I haven’t had contact with these people for almost 20 years.
I was excited about this reunion and the day before I reacted to this reunion by selecting the finest hair gel and clothes to wear. I even sobbed loudly while giving myself a cow’s bath and pooped all over everything in the bathroom and I even thought of sacrificing a unicorn to celebrate this reunion but then come to think about it, I might end up in jail and I won’t be able to make it to the reunion.
The reunion was cool, I was making awkward conversation in a decorated Station1 with people I love who are wildly more successful than myself, I thought I’d do everything I can to make the whole experience a little more palatable. We were catching up on things like “Are you married?”, “How many kids do you have?”, “Where are you working now?”, you know the boring standard stuff.
If only I get to organize the next reunion, I will throw a superbly awesome drunk reunion party. I think that can be accomplished using my cunning, my guile, and my skinny ass in tight blue Levis jeans. The ladies love that. I mean seriously, who wants a boring reunion rite? You know what I’m gonna do?
1) The title or theme for the reunion is very very important. Names like “Primary School Reunion & Getting Drunk Party”, “Awesome Reunion Class Of 92 – Except For The Dude Who Sat Beside Me”, “Slapping The Class Monitor Reunion Party” will definitely attract crowds.
2) Throw a 90′s party. We’ll have musics all the way dated back from the 90′s and people will be dancing like John Travolta’s Saturday Night Fever. If this idea of mine goes over well, I promise you this – I will knock down the popular handsome kids and step on their necks. Revenge will taste so sweet.
3) Midway through the proceedings, a rousing game of “Guess Who Will Die First?” will surely liven things up. The winner should get a prize and the person that’s dying shouldn’t be informed about the game ahead of time because they might not want to play.
4) I can arrange a Poker or Blackjack session. Betting is strongly encouraged. Don’t worry if you do not have enough cash, we accept kids and wives too.
Tell me if this is not gonna be the best reunion.
