Some things have been put on this planet to help us live ( food, water and oxygen ), some things have been put on this planet to help us happy ( like boobs and weeds ) and some things have been put on this planet to make us unhappy ( Jay Chow ). But there is one thing that has been put on this planet to make it a better place. Yes, I am talking about Transformers.
Talking about Transformers, I have this fantasy where…well, that’s private, but it involves my girlfriend/wife singing the theme to Transformers and wearing the “special suit” I made for her. I got the plans from this guy.
Well anyway, I’ve seen both Transformers 1 and Transformers 2 movie in the cinema and recently I bought the DVD ( pirated one ) and after spending 268 minutes and RM13, I must say the movie still fuxing rox. TRANSFORMERS FUXING ROX! Now let us all stand up and say it together, loud, TRANSFORMERS FUXING ROX! You may be seated now, thank you.
I was watching it with few other humans ( like my Mum and Dad ) and half way watching it, I couldn’t talk in human language. After hearing all the sound effects, I couldn’t answer my calls and talk to human effectively. I could only make the Transformers sound ( *chek chek chek chek* ) when they transform and the only thing in my mind was “AutoBots! Roll out!”. Half way through the movie, my old man left abruptly and my guess was all the sound effects must have triggered a flashback of me crying when I was a baby.
What you haven’t seen this movie? Seriously, do yourself a small favor. This movie is fan-fuxing-tastic, you don’t wanna miss it. It was one of my ambition to be a Transformers. I mean what else do you want from a movie? Robots pounding on each other’s ass, cool sound effects, nice wheels and Megan Fox!
After watching this movie, I dare to say it has definitely increased my muscles and penis size. And I think one of my friends grew a beard and had hair in places never had before. This movie is so manly and cool. I think I know what to do next Valentine, I am gonna create a heartfelt Valentine card that really expressed my true feelings but also have pictures on them of the Transformers holding big, cartoon hearts.
How sweet.
November 26th, 2009 - 8:37 pm
haha.. i love transformers too!
cool movie! =D
November 30th, 2009 - 11:30 am
I still dont understand why and how Jay Chao make you sad…… Your elaboration on this statement will be appreciated….. The rest of the blogs…. cool, especially when it helps to grow some hair on your butt!
November 30th, 2009 - 4:40 pm
i haven’t seen. waiting for astro to show.
jay chao makes u sad because his eyes r too small to see how leng chai r u is it?
December 2nd, 2009 - 11:22 pm
kenwooi: it fuxing rox man!
Kaiyin: It’s just my personal opinion and “taste”. He makes me sad simply because no one fuxing knows what he’s singing.
renaye: go and get the DVD, watch it online or steal someone’s DVD or whatever, the movie is so freaking cool. I just told Kaiyin why I don’t like him.