I was going to tell you all about the computer shop visit I had yesterday with my cheap modem who got struck by lightning and how I paid 100 bucks for another stupid modem. What a fuxing rip off. Unless my friend’s dog shits 100 carat diamond for the next two weekends that was totally not worth it.

But then I thought, dude, I got better stuff to write on that meme that everyone and their mother and their mother’s best friend’s sister-in-law has been complaining. So you see, I like the people I work with and I kinda like my job. It pays pretty good. I am also very good at what I do. Doing presentation is part of my job and sometimes I meet funny people during my presentation.

I was doing a presentation for a group of ten professionals, ranking from High Level Management people to managers. Normally I’ll start off with getting to know the people there, understand my audience and crack up some jokes before going into my formal presentation. Half way doing the presentation, a cool dude sitting in front of me needed to catch a quick eye-shut during my presentation. I have no problem with “taking a nap”, he probably ate 20 Ramly burgers the nite before, so I’m cool with it. But the problem is, snoring is not “taking a nap” anymore and it’s not cool. It’s not those normal snoring, it’s like Jay Chow singing Metallica Enter Sandman that kinda snore. The dude sitting beside him tried to wake him up but unfortunately, it only made him snore even louder.

Out of nowhere and all of a sudden, the sleeping dude woke up and he realized shits happened. To avoid embarrassment, I continued by asking one of the executive some simple question when everyone was looking at that cool dude.

Everyone was laughing but it all went cool. I think the next time I do presentation, I’m gonna bring a bottle of Jack Daniels. Drunk people don’t fall asleep.