I’m not afraid of much but when I was small, there is one thing that scares the shit out of me everytime I think about it. I know that it’s something I will probably have to face in about 15 or 20 years and I am hoping by that time, I will have accepted it. You know what I am talking about.
Dentist.
When was the last time you went to the dentist?
Personally, I have not seen this dude for almost 20 years. No shit. I think I’m the only person I know who hasn’t been to the dentist for decades. I remember when I was small, going to the dentist is like a nitemare. It was so fuxing painful. All the pain, the blood and biting on some bandage for days. Let’s just say it sux.
I am not afraid of dentist but I think I have a pretty OK teeth so that explains the long absence UNTIL recently I found 2 small cavities on my front teeth. It looks so fuxing ugly. I know I have to get it fixed no matter what.
So I went to the dentist after so long and I gotta admit there have been a massive improvements in dentistry over the years. I don’t feel pain at all. I’ve even joked about it with my doctor “I thought this is supposed to be painful? Look! I’m not crying!” as he was fixing my teeth with some forks and spoons. The most notable moment would be when his assistant plugged in 2 special devices into my mouth. One looks like a cucumber which she uses it to spray water and the other one looks like a vacuum cleaner. I have to open my mouth so wide like I was blowing 2 black cocks at the same time. Awful.
Can’t scientists come up with a non-invasive way of doing this? Like a super glue or something fun and simple like that? Now I already know what girls are going to start thinking here. That I am overly paranoid about this. That I shouldn’t be whining because they have to get their cookies examined every year. Listen up girls, I’m going to see the dentist again! First week of January!
Now tell me, who’s your daddy?!