Listen, I realize ladies shouldn’t talk about their bathroom business, but I have a serious confession to make.
I have sinus.
Yah no big deal. I always get running nose when the weather changes or smell something bad.
Like donkey.
It’s a fuxing curse. Consider yourself a lucky son of a bitch if you never get sinus. So naturally I don’t think anything when my nose starts running, I just kind of deal with it like I always have.
My Dad has sinus too and he went for an operation before but it came back after few years. So I guess Mr. Sinus is pretty nasty. Life isn’t always beautiful and joyful, every now and again you are bound to get sick and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I’m sure even Jay Chou gets sick and he won’t even sign autograph for you.
But when I’m sick, I do get a bit fussy. I can be pretty short with people when I have running nose, so if you need to ask me for money, wait until my white blood cells have won the war- that way I can think of some lame excuse instead of hitting you.