Somewhere, a car door is slammed with a little more anger than usual. Today, the first week after new year is the day when everyone ventures back into the office and stares at their computer with hatred.

Today, in KL, Jordi is going to share his new year eve experience with his colleagues about his new year guests who started the midnight countdown at 10,000.

In Johor, Julian just realized he’s at a bad New Year’s Eve Party, it’s January 5th.

In Kuching, Thomas heard a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom.

And in Klang, my hair is still falling out and I am still unable to do simple math without using my fingers.

Everywhere across our country, our people are sad, angry and depressed and they have every right to be. Welcome back my friends.

p/s: To those who SMSed me wishing me dreams come true, good health, good fortune, wishing me all the best for 2010, God bless me, new wealth, new strength, new hopes, prosperous 2010 and shits like that, thank you very much. But I shit you not with all these, I wish you fux more, lotsa beers, sex, orgasms and win the fuxing jackpot.

p/p/s: There is no winner for my New Year Mini-CONtest, it was meant to be a con. I will keep all these 10 virgin turtles safely in the aquarium till next year.