Everyone loves picking their nose.

Oh come on, don’t act like you don’t do this shit. When you got a gold hanging or stuck inside there, you dig it and even though it’s not as good as orgasm but it’s pretty close.

From my observation, most people love to do it when they are driving. I drive past people after people with a varying selection of fingers rammed up their ass nose. Some people love to dig it with their index finger, some people love to dig with their pinky for small shits that hide in the corner, some people dig with their middle finger and eat it, some people explore with their ring finger to create more dramatic effect and some people love picking with their thumbs.

Imagine you are digging while driving and the dude in front of you slams on emergency brake. Not pretty.

Imagine you are digging while driving and a cutie drives pass you and look at you. Not awesome.

You might want to see a doctor if you are digging it with two fingers. I’m not saying tumor or anything, but you might want to check it out.