I’m feeling kind of randomly crappy today, so I’m going to hit you up with some “facts bout me” and then I’m gonna bounce. This always happens with blogger, you know, you write plenty of shits and then you feel like writing some cool shits bout yourself, and all of the sudden you are hanging out with Jay Chow that is telling you stories about his day and pulling out his piano to show you a new song he wrote about his ex-girlfriend.
Fact: I was once interviewed for a job by a younger dude, totally younger than me. And not like I was born in August and he was born in September. No, like I was born at the end of Tun Hussein Onn’s era and he was born during Abdullah Badawi’s era. It was like a slap in the face with a 95 years old tits. I understand I was getting older and it comes to a point in my life where people around me are “younger”. I can’t run away from this, it’s a fact. I got the offer and rejected it.
Fact: I am a carnivore. I only eat meat and beef is my number 1 favorite. So if we run into each other on the street and you want to buy me a meal to show your unending gratitude for my verbosity, now you’ll know the types of places to take me that will most garner my favor. If you try to be funny and take me to a place where they only serve veges then I would have no choice but to tear your ass like roti canai. Think of your family. Write this down if you need to.
Fact: I get hundreds of spam emails everyday, especially from Nigeria. The last one I replied that I was extremely interested but that I had recently had a dispute with my bank and my access to my saving account was frozen. I would be more than willing to help them if they could send 1million to me to settle my bank issue. My record so far is stringing these guys along for 2 weeks. They finally give up frustrated. I actually had one of them write me back asking to be left alone and stop sending him emails.
Fact: I started off my early career as a techie. I was very much into Linux, building Linux boxes for customers. One day I got a phone call. It was one of my customers. He couldn’t log on to my Linux box. He told me he couldn’t see the login screen on the monitor. So I went over to his place to troubleshoot. I look under his desk. His PC is missing and he sat there typing away wondering why he couldn’t “log on”.