Famous means well known. Everybody knows KingKong, this is what famous is all about – well known. I know what you are thinking but Jay Chow is not famous. Here are some categories of famous:
Not Famous At All – This is the most bottom level of fame, in other word no one knows you because you are NOT FAMOUS AT ALL. For example, people like you and me and the bangla who works in Jusco. We work our ass off from 9am-6pm, we curse when we pay tolls, we think twice before buying anything worth more than 100 bucks, save up for Ah Yat Abalone, worry about phone bill and a zillion other things that make you NOT FAMOUS AT ALL. But look on the bright side, everyone starts from this level. Don’t believe? Look at David Blaine, sure magic may seem a little bit dorky but most chicks are easily impressed. You do a couple of cheap tricks, fly a little bit, eat a couple of coins and you’ll advance to the next level.
Quite Famous – Not very famous and not very well known worldwide. For example, Ah Niu and the dude who sings “Negara Kuku”. You still make money but your position is pretty shaky and you have a very high chance to be NOT FAMOUS AT ALL again. You can still get drunk and rape a clown who possessed by the devil but people will still say “eh..you look quite familiar leh”. Increasing your fame is extremely important if you wanna go to the next level. To do that, you need to be featured in Berita Terkini, the 8 o clock news or the newspaper, provided if they have nothing to publish and you can get to the studio in fifteen minutes.
Famous – People like Michelle Yeoh, Fish Leung and Lee Chong Wei. These are the people who work their ass all the way from NOT FAMOUS AT ALL to QUITE FAMOUS and now FAMOUS. They do things that they like and make fame and fortune like a rap star. Then they get famous for writing music, acting or swinging the racket and if you are lucky enough, you might get Datokship as well.
Sibeh Famous – Brad Pitt, Britney Spear, Pamela Anderson. They make money like crazy, big houses, big cars, everything is big and luxury and they are on the front page all the time. Take one quick look at Leonardo Di Carpio and then start quantifying your envy of his exotic cars, unmitigated fame and super model consorts. This is a very competitive level and like relationship there’s a strong one and a weak one, if you are not strong enough you will not be on the front page. Their goal is to be the strong one. To do that, walk the red carpet and make sure that everyone knows who’s the man by introducing yourself with a firm and swift punch to the cock. Then you tell that motherfuxer that you get front page. Only bitches get back page.
Sibeh Sibeh Famous – Edison Chen ( a very good example ). This is the level above all, everyone knows you, you are a legend. To earn this level of fame, you’ve really got to fux a lot of people’s life ( including yourself ). You get your name, pictures and videos in the tabloids. Women hear the story and think, “Woww, he’s got such a short dick, I want him!!”. Men hear the story and think, “Damn, that short dick dude has got a cool list of chicks!”.