In my humble opinion, our government concept like “Vision 2020″ and “1Malaysia” is like the movie Terminator. They are different, for example Terminator1 was a bad ass – a killing machine, Terminator2 was way more bad ass and Terminator3 was just a complete dick. Actually, the one thing Terminator3 didn’t have was a dick.
Achieving 1Malaysia is unfortunately just like the underwear of Brittany Spears, looks good without actually covering much and is far too easy to get around or remove completely.
Using only one bottle of Ridsect bug spray and a lighter, I once single-handedly defended a small village in Slovenia from a horde of ferocious army turtles.
I used to be a bank robber, yet I receive fan mail.
I play chess but I was scouted by Liverpool FC.
When I’m bored, I help the SWAT.
I have performed breast enlargement surgery. Women love me.
Years ago I met Kurt Cobain but forgot to record it down.
I have made extraordinary “Fatt Thiu Cheong” ( Buddha Jumps Over The Wall ) meal using only a toaster oven and my legs. But still, I don’t see how we can achieve 1Malaysia.