This website is comprised of my personal thoughts, feelings, jokes and sense of humor and as such does not reflect the thoughts or have anything to do with the ISA, FBI, CID, SWAT, MPPJ, National Security, Mafia and Yakuza. In no way, shape or form do I condone acts of violence, terrorism or aggression and this website is not a learning tool for those activities. Some may find the sense of humor and opinions represented here as abusive and distasteful, and that may very well be. However it is my sense of humor and these are my opinions alone. I am sorry if I have directly or indirectly abuse or misrepresented my opinions through the writing of this blog.

I would also like to thank those who have been reading this blog and understand my sense of humor and knew it was all joke. I know I swear often, because nothing is more effective than a well placed “Fux you”. If you are one of those who never curse in your entire holy life and you think you are way too holy and sensitive to dirty jokes, this blog is certainly not for you to read. And please stop going around the globe telling everyone I am an asshole, despite the fact that I am one and I have enough recognition of being an asshole. I am not the only one in the world who had ever told a dirty joke.

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