Today is New Year eve and tomorrow is New Year, thus I give you this, for the first time, a mini-contest. Referring to the below picture, come up with your best title. For example, “The Incredible Giraffe”. Winners will be rewarded with one year supply of virgin turtles. Happy New Year people, hope you enjoy [...]

Hey people! Zzup…I’m hypnotyzin’ dese clowns wen dey see me 20 ft abve da ground, And u in a coma, ain’t comin up out dat, cuz nigga diz iz C-town. Yeah, okay, I have no idea what the fux I just said up there, I think it’s some kinda rap lyric. Seriously. Anyway, I’m going [...]

I got my iPhone yesterday

On top of that, the article is called “OS deathmatch,” yet the author cannot decide who wins. What the hell kind of crap is that? It’s like he brings a couple gladiators together and they end up holding hands. Lame. I read an article called “OS deathmatch,” yet the author cannot decide who wins. What the [...]

I keep checking back here to see if there’s a new post, and then I remember I’m the one who writes this horseshit. Nice. I’ll post something tomorrow, maybe, just maybe. OK latest by Friday.

Open Up And Say AAaaaahhhhh mengucapkan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada semua pembaca yang beragama islam dan memohon maaf atas kelanjuran kata dan bahasa, yang tersepak, yang terpijak, yang terkutuk, yang terlempang, yang ter-selipar-Jepun dan segala yang ter-apa-apa. Kepada yang balik kampung, ingat, pandu selamat, jiwa selamat. Jangan jadi Mat Rempit dan ingatlah tapao ayam [...]

Okay, serious time people.  I’ve won a blog award and I just wanted to say thanks to Renaye. I really appreciate any blogger or anyone who reads this blog, it honestly humbles me. I know it seems all glamorous, updating a blog possibly 10 times per year and subsequently swimming in offers of oral sex [...]

Boys and girls, I know I know, before you give me that look please allow me to explain. I know my domain expired and I didn’t renew it, well let just say it was a technical problem. In actuallity, I’m in the process of expanding this blog to a multi hosted site, which will allow [...]

It appears that this is my 500th post here (warm applause and standing ovation everyone! Yah and fuxing ready those tomatoes! ) and seeing as I have 500 posts under my belt, I thought I’d take this opportunity to give an amazing drunken speech and shoutout. And oh yah, thanks for reading. Without you this [...]

I like writing this blog. I’m not sure why but it probably has something to do with the dog shit I stepped on last nite. And let me tell you, it was not an ordinary dog shit but a huge dog shit which has never been encountered by any mankind. Trust me, that dog had [...]

I tend, on Open Up And Say AAaaahhhhh, to only discuss things in which I’m directly involved or opinions that are distinctly mine, because, well, obviously I’m a self obsessed egomaniac who thinks that everything should be about me! Yah I know it sux. Talking about myself on the internet is, after all, the only [...]

It’s Valentine’s Day. So if you’re reading this right now, I guess things didn’t go very well. Or you are just like me, single. And oh, I just got down from the plane and I’m in the airport now. Yes I am back in Malaysia! I wanted to post something real quick and wishing everyone [...]

I’ve noticed, via my traffic-counter, that in the last couple of days this blog has had a regular visitor from Germany. I think that’s cool. So, guy or chick from Germany, please contact me in the comments section, email or introduce yourself at the “Who Are You” page. I want to know what it’s like [...]

So today is the last day of 2008 and of course, we are one year older. If you are going for a countdown, make sure they don’t start the midnight countdown at 10,000. Imagine you start counting down from 10,000. How awesome. I haven’t actually made any resolutions. I’m lazy and terrible at sticking to [...]

Most of the reason I haven’t been writing much has mostly to do with the fact that I’m just (say it with me now) LAZY. But the fact is, the internet is fuxing slow and I hate waiting 23minutes for a fuxing page to load. I am paying for a 1MB Streamyx but it works [...]